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itslatingirl:

facebook

dirtyberd:

Bad Bitches through the ages

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rose-j:

yoo

not-in-paradise:

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

cute

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stoptellingwomentosmile:

"Stop Honking At Women" and "I Am Not Here For You" in Baltimore, MD.
glowe-job:

glow/art
simplisticexistence:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

whatisthat-velvet:

thegoddess-afrodite:

dirtymindandalonelyheart:

thequeenshabit:

babieeblush:

lovemeneeta:

47h:

thestylishbeaut:

so disrespectful..
but so legendary.

i tried this shit with my ex once. the chain didnt break so i ended up yanking her whole neck. shit was mad awkward so i just walked off and let her keep my shit.

^^^ 😂😂

Reblogging cause of that comment

hahahahahahahahahaha

hahaha that comment made my morning

😩😂😭💀

LMAO

LMFAOOOO

This post.

hihiskinnythighs:

starkinglyhandsome:

marchcorvus:

suburbanite-gangst3r:

i emotionally connect with this cat

dis mah pizza

dar r mani liek it

but dis 1 iz mine

ah, an ancient tongue

that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year

we’ve come full circle gentlemen

hahahahahah

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shimshang:

nickxdee:

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

Bump!

i put a link to this app on my okcupid 

daensonnet:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon thing to work. Also thanks for reblogging this.